JokesMarch 12, 2010

Blonde Joke

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like. . . Hello? It's only 25 cents!"

By laniegirl from Iowa

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One blonde asks another blonde, "Which is closer, London or the moon?"

"HELLO!" replies the other blonde, "can you see London from here?"

By June S.

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Two blondes were sitting out on the porch swing one summer night staring up at the sky. After a few minutes one asks the other, "Which do you think is closer sugar, the Moon or Texas?" The second turns to the first and snaps, "hello! Which one can you see?!" (01/01/2009)

By Kitten

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