What is green and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender.
What happens when you add milk?
You get a frog nog!
I learned this in sixth grade (32 years ago) and it still makes me laugh.
Laurie Strommen from West Covina, Ca
January 24, 20060 found this helpful
I tell this one every St. Patrick's Day, and the same people fall for it every time.
What's green and lives in the back yard?
By guest (Guest Post) Flag
January 25, 20060 found this helpful
I learned it another way:
what is it that it is green, and when you push a button it turns red?
of course the frog...
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