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March 18, 2005

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asked "why the long face?" :)

By Nyla W.

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March 19, 20050 found this helpful
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Horses all have long faces, thus the joke.

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January 23, 2005

Why can't you tell a joke to the ice?
It will crack up.

Did you hear the joke about the jump rope?
No, I skipped it!

What did the shark say when he bumped into the whale?
I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why doesn't the piano work?
Because it only knows how to play.

By Chell

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June 14, 20080 found this helpful
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Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.


See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine.

Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.

Not for the squeamish

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