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Senior Dress Code - A Joke


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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

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  1. A nose ring and bifocals
  2. Spiked hair and bald spots
  3. A pierced tongue and dentures
  4. Miniskirts and support hose
  5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
  6. Speedo's and cellulite
  7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
  8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
  9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
  10. Bikinis and liver spots
  11. Short shorts and varicose veins
  12. Inline skates and a walker
  13. Thongs and Depends

By Terri from NV

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By Faith (Guest Post)
February 26, 20070 found this helpful

Thanks for the great laugh!!

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February 26, 20070 found this helpful

This is hilarious! I have sent to many friends. Thanks!

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February 27, 20070 found this helpful

Very funny. I can't wait to email it to all my "old" friends.

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February 27, 20070 found this helpful

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT.

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February 27, 20070 found this helpful

Very funny. I have to re-do my whole wardrobe now.

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