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Man of The House Joke

The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE.' He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

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Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath, so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess."

By Terri from NV

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January 3, 20060 found this helpful

I LOVE IT!!! Hee Hee Hee!!!

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January 5, 20060 found this helpful

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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January 6, 20060 found this helpful

Got that right! LOL

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January 10, 20060 found this helpful

thats mean but funny all the same so i guess its ok LOL haha

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October 14, 20080 found this helpful

ROFLMAO

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