What is green and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender.
What happens when you add milk?
You get a frog nog!
I learned this in sixth grade (32 years ago) and it still makes me laugh.
Laurie Strommen from West Covina, Ca
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I tell this one every St. Patrick's Day, and the same people fall for it every time.
What's green and lives in the back yard?
Paddy O'Furniture
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