Frog Joke

What is green and goes 100 mph?
A frog in a blender.
What happens when you add milk?
You get a frog nog!

I learned this in sixth grade (32 years ago) and it still makes me laugh.

Laurie Strommen from West Covina, Ca

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January 24, 20060 found this helpful

I tell this one every St. Patrick's Day, and the same people fall for it every time.

What's green and lives in the back yard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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By Horacio (Guest Post)
January 25, 20060 found this helpful

I learned it another way:

what is it that it is green, and when you push a button it turns red?
of course the frog...

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