Panhandler Joke

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During a recent hot spell in New York, a panhandler collapsed on the street. Immediately a crowd gathered and began offering suggestions. "Give the poor man a drink of whiskey," a little old lady said, "Give his some air," said several men. "Give him a drink of whiskey," said the old lady.

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"Get him to a hospital," someone said. "Give him a drink of whiskey," said the old lady. The babble continued until all of a sudden the victim sat up. "Will you all shut up and listen to the little old lady!"

By Edie from Detroit, MI

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