JokesJuly 08, 2005

Damp Towel Joke

One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a damp towel. Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her. The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?" A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right now!"

By Margaret

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01/06/2010

That being said, it means several things in slang. One of them is someone who clings about. Others are pretty offensive. If you google the term and "slang" added to the search, you'll see why the other kids reacted as they did.

Sadly, people let their kids hear this stuff at home these days.

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