Hang-gliding in Arkansas Joke

In Arkansas, you don't see too many people hang-gliding.

Bubba decided to save up and get a hang glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge. Into the wind he goes!

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Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Hicks were sittin' on the porch swing talkin' bout the good ol' days. When Maw spots the biggest bird she ever seen!

"Look at the size of that there bird, Paw!" she exclaims.
Paw raises up, "Git my gun, Maw."

She runs into the house, brings out his pump shotgun. He takes careful aim. BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! The monster size bird continues to sail silently over the tree tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw." she says.

"Yeah, " he replies, "but at least he let go of Bubba!"

By Terri from Pahrump, NV

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