Elephant Stew (Joke)

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  • 1 Elephant
  • 2 Rabbits
  • salt and pepper to taste


Cut elephant into small, bite-size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add enough brown gravy to cover, cook over kerosene fire for about four weeks at 465 degrees F. This will serve 3800 people. If more are expected, two rabbits may be added but do this only if necessary as most people do not want to find hare in their stew.


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By ruthvalleygal from harlingen, TX

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By 11 found this helpful
November 9, 2011
If you make this, please let me know how it is!


  • 1 (105 ton) Blue or Sulfur Bottom Whale
  • 1896 lbs. onions
  • 7326 lbs. potatoes
  • 1908 gallons tomato sauce
  • 2276 lbs. carrots
  • 927 lbs. celery
  • 104 lbs. salt
  • 7 lbs. black pepper
  • 52 gallons hot sauce
  • 1 rabbit


Place whale in a pot with tomato sauce. Cook at 300 degrees for 4 hours. Add the rest of the ingredients and simmer for 36 hours. If you don't like hare in your soup, leave the rabbit out.

Servings: 347,161
Prep Time: 10 Hours
Cooking Time: 40 Hours

Source: the "Alaskan "Sourdough" Cookbook"

By Free2B from North Royalton, OH

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November 9, 20110 found this helpful

Very cute!

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November 9, 20110 found this helpful

Too funny, Copasetic! I wonder if the stew stores well in the freezer after cooking. ;-)

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November 9, 20110 found this helpful

I don't know if I have enough jars to can this! Hmmm, each quart jar will hold approximately 2 pounds of food.

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November 9, 20110 found this helpful

Very very cute :D love it

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