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May 28, 20050 found this helpful

"If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?

None! Cause Ice cream doesn't have bones!"

By Susannah

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By Tom in MO. (Guest Post)
May 28, 20050 found this helpful
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Q. What's the difference between a duck?

A. One leg is both the same.

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By Frances (Guest Post)
July 12, 20051 found this helpful
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Heard this about 35 years ago - but never heard an answer ~~

If it takes a hen and a half, a day and a half, to lay an egg and a half - how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a cucumber?

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January 10, 20060 found this helpful
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As I heard it..."If you were paddling upstream in a canoe, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?" "It doesn't really matter because there are no pits in ice cream." "It could have been a cantaloupe, but it doesn't have any horns." "It was a football about this(hold index finger and thumb about 1 inch apart) color."

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January 6, 20130 found this helpful
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If your mother was a doctor and your father was a surgeon. How long would it take 10 minutes to cover the inside of a doghouse with pancakes?

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Right or wrong? Wrong footballs don't have ears. Have you ever seen a banana with a zipper?

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March 19, 20150 found this helpful
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I thought it was "If you are paddling upstream in a canoe, and you get a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?" Then the answer was " Blue, because Ice cream has no bones"

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May 9, 20160 found this helpful
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Wow, this is like a bad game of telephone! The original joke:

Q: If you're paddling through the desert without an oar, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? A: None, because ice cream has no bones

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July 24, 20160 found this helpful
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I know this is an old thread but had to comment... never heard this version of the joke. The version I was taught almost 40 years ago is this:

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You're walking down the street in your canoe; how many pancakes can you stack on your trunk? None, because ice cream don't have bones.

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August 27, 20160 found this helpful
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Alright, I need to get the version I was told as a kid out there... Not sure if I heard it from my dad or my uncle, but here it goes:
Q: If it takes 16 flapjacks to shingle a doghouse, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
A: Half an orange.
You wanna know why? Cuz a vest doesn't have sleeves!
For what it's worth, I lived in CT til I was eight, then in upstate NY til I was twelve. I'm guessing that I first heard this about 45 years ago, when I was ten.

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September 6, 20160 found this helpful
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The way I heard it from a guy from California was "If you are rowing up a 2 lane stream in a one lane canoe and you lose your saddle, how many waffles does it take to shingle a doghouse"

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November 23, 20160 found this helpful
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When you're riding in a canoe, up a tree, and one wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

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None, cuz snakes don't have armpits!

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December 4, 20160 found this helpful
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So you're climbing up a tree an wheel falls off how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

Purple stupid snakes don't have elbows

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January 2, 20170 found this helpful
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Two penguin are in the Big Apple bustling along with everyone else's pace on the sidewalk when one of the penguin (Joe) stops suddenly and asks the first penguin Tom, "Hey, Tom !? Gimme a typewriter !! Tom screams back, "No way! What do you think I am, an icecube !!??!

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January 24, 20170 found this helpful
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If you're driving down the road in your canoe and you get four flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
None, ice cream doesn't have bones!

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January 27, 20170 found this helpful
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I made this joke up nearly 50 years ago. The real line is, If you are going down the river and your canoe has a flat tire, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house.

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I even made up the answer. 13 because you should not give a dog ice cream.

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February 22, 20170 found this helpful
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I am from the tri-state area, and the 70's version that I heard was:
Q: If the canoe on your roof, has three flat tires. How many pancakes does it take to cover your dog house?
A: Half as long, as it takes a crossed eyed grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle.

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June 3, 20170 found this helpful
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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
Answer; Blue
Why: Because aliens don't wear tin foil hats

Thats the way I heard it back in my college days.

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March 23, 20050 found this helpful

Why did Mr. Bubble follow Mrs. Bubble around the house?

To watch her "bust"!

By Mchoium

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