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Questions For God: A Joke

A man had a dream talking with God. He asked God TIME must be different in his dimension, to which God explained 1 second is equal to 1 year.

The man then asked MONEY has no consequence in the spiritual world, and if so, why couldn't God give to the man a million dollars?, to which God replied, "Give me a minute."

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May 3, 20080 found this helpful

Someone we all know finally went to God and recounted his virtues. "Yes, I obeyed all the commandments, even the one about killing. Of course I realized that didn't include the death penalty or war, or keeping civil order..."
"So," said God, "What was it about THOU SHALT NOT that wasn't clear?"

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