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The Worst Age - A Joke

"Sixty is the worse age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

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"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

By MCW from NY

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By Laura (Guest Post)
March 17, 20080 found this helpful

Too funny! Thanks!

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March 18, 20080 found this helpful

That is a good one. Am going to e-mail it to friends to put a smile on their faces this morning.

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By jean (Guest Post)
March 18, 20080 found this helpful

My husband and I got an additional laugh from the "Potty Training Tips" immediately below the joke. Unintentional irony?

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