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Vacuum Salesman Joke

A salesman knocked on the door of a house in a new housing development and a lady answered the door. He began, "Ma'am, I'm selling the newest innovation in vacuums, this is the greatest little machine I have seen in a long time," and with that, he proceeded to dump on her new carpet a mixture of ketchup, salsa, mud, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He said, "If this vacuum doesn't clean up that mess, I will eat it!" She said, "Would you like a fork?! We haven't got the power on yet!"

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By Stacey from Orem, UT

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April 18, 20060 found this helpful

I have seen this before----but, it still makes me smile---thanks!! :)

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April 18, 20060 found this helpful

I also smile from a true vacuum story of my own. After vacuuming and demoing and selling his best, I explained to the salesman that he could sell me the vacuum--straight from the box--as a used vacuum. Looking defeated, he did.

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April 19, 20060 found this helpful

Too funny!!!

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