Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day, he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Illinois. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day, he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Oregon. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
Love it! My Husband's Boss just sent him a REAL, very old news paper clipping of "Wife's Duties". It had on there everything we are supposed to do, such as always having a hot meal, making a small fire for him in the fire place in colder months, having the kids dressed nicely and washed, dusting the tables 15 minutes before he comes home, etc, etc, etc.
So I found this joke and had him send it to his boss as my response. :)
i dont think that joke is funny at all. why is it funny for a woman to hit a man but a man hitting a woman is a terrible thing. It terrible for ANYONE to hit someone else and not the least bit funny under any terms. There really are some men who are hurt by women and we should not encourage it.
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