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September 27, 2006

Hand holding a bible outdoors.A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"

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The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy." the young boy replied excitedly, "It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth."

By Terri from NV

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January 19, 2006

A businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed everybody. It was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last resort he went to a priest and poured out his story of tears and woe.

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June 7, 2005

The lady went to the Post Office to mail an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.

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