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Q: How many electrical engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They'll be so busy trying to figure out why the light won't turn on that no one will think to check the light bulb.
Source: I came up with this joke after I did something similar, but with my cordless mouse. I was sure there was something wrong my computer so I shut it down, checked all the cables, rebooted - only to discover later that the batteries in my mouse were dead.
How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 99 to make up stupid jokes about it.
How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to change a light bulb?
100: One to change it & 99 to make stupid jokes about it!