Light Bulb Jokes

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Q: How many electrical engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. They'll be so busy trying to figure out why the light won't turn on that no one will think to check the light bulb.

Source: I came up with this joke after I did something similar, but with my cordless mouse. I was sure there was something wrong my computer so I shut it down, checked all the cables, rebooted - only to discover later that the batteries in my mouse were dead.

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December 4, 20080 found this helpful
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Same thing with mechanics. I used to drive a taxi. They worked on my cab for two hours wondering why it wouldnt start. Only to figure out it was just out of gas, lol.

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August 11, 2005

How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 99 to make up stupid jokes about it.

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February 1, 2006

How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to change a light bulb?

100: One to change it & 99 to make stupid jokes about it!

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