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Q: How many electrical engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They'll be so busy trying to figure out why the light won't turn on that no one will think to check the light bulb.
Source: I came up with this joke after I did something similar, but with my cordless mouse. I was sure there was something wrong my computer so I shut it down, checked all the cables, rebooted - only to discover later that the batteries in my mouse were dead.
Same thing with mechanics. I used to drive a taxi. They worked on my cab for two hours wondering why it wouldnt start. Only to figure out it was just out of gas, lol.
How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
100. 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 99 to make up stupid jokes about it.
How many light bulb joke tellers does it take to change a light bulb?
100: One to change it & 99 to make stupid jokes about it!
