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20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

  1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
  2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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  4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
  5. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
  6. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
  7. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds"
  8. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
  9. Dont use any punctuation
  10. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
  11. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  12. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
  13. Sing along at the opera.
  14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
  15. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
  16. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
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  18. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
  19. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
  20. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
  21. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
  22. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity. . . Post this to make people smile. It's called therapy

By IMAQT1962 from Illinois

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October 9, 20060 found this helpful

This is the most hilarious "list" yet! Sent it to daughter-in-law (she works at a university) and to daughter (at a large retail store). Going to keep this one! Thanks.

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October 9, 20060 found this helpful

Love This!! :) Especially the drive-thru to go order

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By guest (Guest Post)
October 9, 20060 found this helpful

I love this one!!! It's always been one of my favorites and still laugh every time I read it...sounds like the kind of stuff I think up...but I assure you...I'm Harmless!! Nancy

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October 9, 20060 found this helpful

I agree with everyone--funny stuff! Thanks for sharing and giving me a much-needed laugh for the day! I also forwarded it to some family members and a friend who are sure to enjoy it too!

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October 10, 20060 found this helpful

Thank you. I hadn't seen this list before. Great way to start the day.

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By guest (Guest Post)
October 10, 20060 found this helpful

very cute, thanks for sharing

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