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  • If you can start the day without caffeine
  • If you can get going without pep pills
  • If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains
  • If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it
  • If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time
  • If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
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  • If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him
  • If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend
  • If you can conquer tension without medical help
  • If you can relax without liquor
  • If you can sleep without the aid of drugs

Then you are probably the family dog.

By Sue Hadley

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