Borrowing Money for Vacation Joke

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A young blonde walks into a bank to borrow $10,000 for a European vacation.

The loan officer asks how she'll secure the loan and she points to a new Ferrari. He accepts the title as collateral and parks the car in their underground parking lot.


Two weeks later the blonde returns, repays the loan and the $10.52 interest, and collects her pink slip for the car.

The loan officer says, "When you left two weeks ago, I checked your credit rating. You're a multi-millionaire heiress. Why would you borrow money for a trip?"

The blonde replies, "Where else can I park a new Ferrari in this city for two weeks for $10.52, and expect it to still be there when I return?"

By Terri

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June 4, 20050 found this helpful

Thanks, Terri, really like that one ! HA HA!

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By DyZiEBells (Guest Post)
January 9, 20070 found this helpful

if she just took out a loan for alot less. she could have gotten parking for cheaper.


10000 = 10.52
1000 = 1.05

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