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Joke: A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

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He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be her most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait - sorry!

I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that!

Never mind.

By Sharon from Silver Spring, MD

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November 1, 20100 found this helpful

Hahahaha, love it!

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November 2, 20100 found this helpful

I know I've read this before, and it still caught me off-guard. Thumbs up for making me laugh, thanks!

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