< Previous

Joke: A Real Man

contest winner icon

A real man is a woman's best friend.

He will never stand her up and never let her down. He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

Ad

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires. He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be her most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait - sorry!

I'm thinking of wine. It's wine that does all that!

Never mind.

By Sharon from Silver Spring, MD

Add your voice! Click below to comment. ThriftyFun is powered by your wisdom!

November 1, 20100 found this helpful

Hahahaha, love it!

Reply Was this helpful? Yes
November 2, 20100 found this helpful

I know I've read this before, and it still caught me off-guard. Thumbs up for making me laugh, thanks!

Reply Was this helpful? Yes
Ad

Add your voice! Click below to comment. ThriftyFun is powered by your wisdom!

In This Page
< Previous
Categories
Entertainment JokesNovember 1, 2010
Pages
More
📓
Back to School Ideas!
🐛
Pest Control
🌻
Gardening
Facebook
Pinterest
YouTube
Instagram
Contests!
Newsletters
Ask a Question
Share a Post
Categories
Better LivingBudget & FinanceBusiness and LegalComputersConsumer AdviceCraftsEducationEntertainmentFood and RecipesHealth & BeautyHolidays and PartiesHome and GardenMake Your OwnOrganizingParentingPetsPhotosTravel and RecreationWeddings
Published by ThriftyFun.

Desktop Page | View Mobile

Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Contact Us

© 1997-2019 by Cumuli, Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Generated 2019/08/27 15:25:57 in 619 msecs. ⛅️️
Loading Something Awesome!