The I HATE TO COOK book! Imagine seeing a title like that! I found this little book, published in 1960, and was curious with what kind of recipes it would have from 50 years ago, a time I thought all women loved to cook! It's really a book about "quick" dishes or meals. I didn't find many that would be suitable for the "healthy choices" we're all trying to make these days, but here are a couple I thought ThriftyFun friends would enjoy - I do! (I'm printing the titles of the recipes, the wording of the instructions, and the author's comments just as they are in the book!)
Cut each biscuit into 4 little wedges, roll them in melted butter and the grated cheese; then toast them in a 400 degree F oven about 12 minutes.
Now shape it into a neat roll, wrap it in waxed paper, and refrigerate it. When it's firm, slice it as you would cookies, and bake them at 400 degrees F for 10 minutes. (Don't bother to grease the pan.)
Grate 3/4 of a cup of raw red apple with skin on, using the medium grater. Then combine it with:
Now put it in an ice-cube tray (with divider removed) and freeze it until it's solid. If you happen to think of it, beat it once, an hour or so later. Serve it in sherbet glasses.
(This is a famous recipe, I believe, but I haven't the faintest idea who invented it. I saw it in a newspaper years ago, meant to clip it, didn't, and finally bumped into the cake myself in the apartment of a friend of mine. It was dark, rich, moist, and chocolatey, and she said it took no more than 5 minutes to mix it up. So I tried it, and, oddly enough, mine, too, was dark, rich, moist, and chocolatey. My own timing was 5 1/2 minutes, but that includes hunting for the vinegar!)
Put your sifted flour back in the sifter, add to it the cocoa, soda, sugar, and salt, and sift this right into a greased square cake pan, about 9x9x2 inches. Now you make three grooves, or holes, in this dry mixture. Into one, pour the oil; into the next, the vinegar; into the next, the vanilla. Now pour the cold water over it all. You'll feel like you're making mud pies now, but beat it with a spoon until it's nearly smooth and you can't see the flour. Bake it at 350 degrees F for half an hour. Then frost. Here are some easy frostings.
Sift 2 cups of confectioners' sugar with a dash of salt. Then add a tsp. of vanilla and beat in enough cream to make it the right consistency to spread.
In the top of your double boiler, over boiling water, put 1/2 cup any of jelly, 1 unbeaten egg white, and a dash of salt and beat this with a rotary beater for about 5 minutes, or until the jelly has disappeared. Now take it off the heat and keep beating until it stands in stiff peaks, then spread it on the cake.
Bake your cake 5 minutes less than the recipe says to. Take it out of the oven, but don't turn the oven off. Let the cake cool just a bit. Then on it spread this mixture:
Set the cake back in the oven for 5 minutes, or until the frosting bubbles.
Easier still, you can put chocolate-covered peppermints on top of a hot cake, put it back in the oven until they melt a bit, then spread the melted mints around with a knife.
Hope you enjoy!
By caseye from Plano, TX
I am not understanding the cocktail cookies recipe. Butter, Butter, and bacon cheese spread. Must be a typo!
For the Betty's Cocktail Cookies there has to be a typo!
One of the measures of butter must be another different ingredient. Please caseye, can you correct this recipe?
My guess is that one of the "butters" should be flour, possibly the 1/2 cup. I don't think 1/4 cup of flour would be enough with 1/2 cup of butter and the jar of cheese spread, but 1/2 cup should be enough.
1/2 cup flour
1/4 cup butter
1 jar (5 oz.) processed bacon cheese spread
Mix all. Shape into a roll, wrap in waxed paper and chill. When firm, slice thin and bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes.
The cookies and if it helps, you can call them crackers taste very much like Cheese Nips. They don't look very cheesy, though. If that's a deal breaker for you, add a little orange food coloring
I wonder if you could use Cool Whip for the Apple Cream instead of heavy cream.
I just can't wait to try the jelly frosting. I've often used jelly as a filler and of course, on top of plain yellow cake, so I'm sure it's going to be wonderful. Some of the "old" cooks came up with the best ideas especially during the days of the second world's war (whether they hated to cook or not).
So sorry, all, for the typo. The ingredients for the Cocktail Cookies should read: 1/2 cup flour, 1/4 butter, 1 jar processed bacon-cheese spread.
I idea from MaryEileen to use Cool Whip instead of heavy cream for the "Apple Cream" recipe sounds interesting - hope it works as well; you won't know until you try! Good luck!
My Mom had that book. I think Peg Bracken was the author. Mom needed quick and large quantities of food to feed her ever-hungry horde of children.
The oatmeal cookie recipe from this book is fabulous. My mother used to make them, and now my kids love when I make em for them!