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Joke: String Walks Into A Bar

A String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender says "We don't serve strings here." and throws him out.

The string goes outside and asks a man on the street, "Would you please tie me into a knot and fray my ends a little?" The man assists.

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String goes back to the bar, asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Hey, weren't you just in here?"

The String says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

By Sherry from Mays Landing, NJ

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January 27, 20110 found this helpful

Thanks for the chuckle, Sherry. Thumbs up!

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October 15, 20110 found this helpful

Hey, that's funny! Can't wait to share that with someone.

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