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Joke: String Walks Into A Bar

A String walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

Bartender says "We don't serve strings here." and throws him out.

The string goes outside and asks a man on the street, "Would you please tie me into a knot and fray my ends a little?" The man assists.

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String goes back to the bar, asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "Hey, weren't you just in here?"

The String says "No, I'm a frayed knot"

By Sherry from Mays Landing, NJ

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January 27, 20110 found this helpful

Thanks for the chuckle, Sherry. Thumbs up!

 
October 15, 20110 found this helpful

Hey, that's funny! Can't wait to share that with someone.

 
December 6, 20220 found this helpful

This is the single funniest thing I have ever read, Sherry! Thank you, thank you for this. Maybe my kids will finally like me again after I tell them this kneeslapper

 

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