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"Dumbest" Kid in the World Joke

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

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The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

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By Dee (Guest Post)
July 1, 20050 found this helpful

The "Dumbest" Kid in the World joke is cute. I have grandchildren that "Dumb". (smile) They got it from their parents. (smile) Thanks, I enjoyed it.

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