Lickable Stamps Equal Unwanted Calories

By Shaylee (Guest Post)

Wow. I thought it was all of the invisible food my 3 year old cooks for me in the play kitchen he has. I was worried as my MIL just bought him some new pots and pans and I thought he was really going to blow my diet, but it was the stamps. I am outraged.

Better stop licking those envelopes as well. They taste the same so they must have many more calories.

By Becky in La Habra (Guest Post)

Oh man, I knew those 18 trillion cards I sent out weekly were foiling my weight loss efforts ;o) Actually, that might do me good -- after all that postage, who could afford to buy food at all let alone BAD food?!

By

T&T Grandma

A nano .00001 calorie per lick.

By

moknows

I work for USPS. Don't worry ladies, we don't have that many lickable stamps anymore

Maureen

By

Jo Bodey

Of course! Why didn't I think of this? This clearly explains why I'm overweight(NOT)!

Regards

Jo - who has to believe this is a joke........