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Soy Protein Wiener: Vegetarian Anthem

This is a little jingle I thought of when I decided to turn vegetarian. It's written to the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song and I think it has a shot at becoming our anthem.

Oh, I want to be a soy protein wiener,

That's just what I really want to be.
Because if I were a soy protein wiener,
Nobody would die from eating me!

Source: This is a sample from my humor writing. This particular collection is called 'Sardonic Verses' for obvious reasons. My other collections are 'Pernicious Puns' and 'One Hand Clapping: Musings from a Warped Mind'. Read at your own risk!

By Angela L. from Sault Ste Marie, ON

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May 15, 20080 found this helpful

I love the song! I am a fellow vegetarian too. I have grown up eating these vegetarian products since the early 60's so it is exciting to see it catching on and available to everyone in most grocery stores. Keep singing!

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May 15, 20080 found this helpful

I love it, too! Thanks! I've been a vegetarian for about 20 years and I think that the vegetarian products in the grocery stores have come a long way!

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May 18, 20080 found this helpful

That was really good, it's catchy. Now that it's on the Internet, it's immortal. Wonder if the Oscar Mayer people patented their tune? I think they put their lyrics on an existing tune, same as you did. Way to go! More, More!

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